- Perfect for emotionally distant overthinkers, numb navigators, and sarcastic souls who ration their reactions like limited edition meltdowns. Great for those who schedule feelings like meetings rare, intense, and unannounced.
- Ideal for people who don’t cry, just vibe quietly through disasters and then completely unravel at Q4. For those who emotionally audit themselves and still deny the refund.
- 16” x 16” bag with two 14” long and 1” wide black cotton webbing strap handles.
- Made of a lightweight, spun polyester canvas-like fabric.
- All seams and stress points are double-stitched for durability, and the reinforced bottom flattens to fit more items and hold larger objects.
- Spot clean/dry clean only.
I react emotionally once a quarter. A hilariously deadpan confession for the emotionally frugal humans who refuse to spend their feelings until it’s practically a fiscal emergency. Whether you’re bottling things up with professional precision or saving your breakdowns for tax season, this quote hits home. Perfect for introverts, burnout survivors, and workplace warriors who stay calm during chaos until they don’t. Made for sarcastic planners, commitment-phobic feelers, and “I’ll deal with it later” types who finally feel everything all at once at 3AM on a Tuesday in March. This design is for people who believe in budgeting their emotions, scheduling their spirals, and showing vulnerability like a quarterly performance review. You’re not cold you’re just efficiently detached. Feel something? Sure. Eventually.
- Package Dimensions : 14.5 x 9.5 x 2 inches; 11.2 ounces
- Date First Available : April 22, 2025
- Manufacturer : merch_template
